I could have been a
Lawyer, but I liked sucking
Cooch too much. Gigilo.
I saw you from far
Away and thought those abs were
The hottest damn shit.
I get goosebumps when
You run your fingers over
My quivering taint.
I've been depressed. I'll
Cheer myself up by watching
Other dicks have fun.
I have never let
Anyone inside. It's 'cause
Of vaginal teeth.
He must have lost his
Goddamn fucking shit-ass mind,
Drew Petriello.