Who IS Drew Petriello?


Drew is a writer and actor based in Los Angeles, but you didn't hear that from me.

Absurd, dark, fantastical, transcendent, translucent, trans-dimensional. These are all adjectives, half of which apply to Drew.

The Gloating Section:


  • Play: How to be Lazy and Not Feel Guilty was performed at the 2018 Hollywood Fringe Festival and workshopped at the 2017 William Inge Festival Play Lab
  • Play: I Own You Now, Bitches was performed as a part of This is Water Theatre's 2017 10-minute play festival
  • Publications: Several pieces in the online lit magazine, Sapere Aude


  • Degree: BFA in Theatre Performance from Chapman University
  • Former Commercial Representation: dpm Talent

Blog Info:

Updated whenever about whatever. Mostly about things that capture my imagination.