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Five Lewd Drew Haiku

I had surgery
To remove some ribs. I can
Now suck my own dick.

 Relevant Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Relevant Georgia O'Keefe painting.

These trees are cool but
It's cooler to hear campers
Act like no one's here.

I swallowed a fly
And it flew out my butthole.
What a shitty fly.

In the end all I
Want is to be happy. So
Put on the catsuit.

Luscious, full, and round,
What a marvel, what beauties,
Those clay pots I made.

Signing off, feeling
A bit weird about this post,
Drew Petriello

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