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A Statement About the Drew Petriello Brand(tm)


Greetings fellow humans! We are the marketing department over at Drew Petriello Industries and have an exciting press release for you loyal blog readers!

We have solidified what our brand is here at Drew Petriello Industries! The astounding bullet points are listed below! Read on, astonished human!

  • A intense destesting of all marketing and branding related things
  • That's it
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  • ಠ_ಠ


Uh. Oh my. Whoever it was here at the Drew Petriello Industries marketing department that wrote that is getting fired for sure!

Gee willikers! That's not fleek at all!

Goodbye, what I assume are people!
- The aoemebic organisms making up the Drew Petriello Industries marketing department.

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